Don't Let that Y2K Thing Bug You...

"Don't Go There...Without It"

The Third Millennium Insurance Company finally offers the perfect policy Xmas gift as we approach the Year 2000.

Purchase this policy for anyone and name yourself the Beneficiary.

You can only be turned down if you don't have a

Sense of Humor!*

*(Texas Residents must pass an I.Q. Test)

Wall Street Journal December 02, 1998

We've Petitioned Gov. George W. Bush for a Pardon

(So far it  appears he's just like his Dad and he's not gonna do it)

Each $10,000,000.00 Framed Gold Bordered Y2K  Insurance Policy  includes a Claim Form and Peace of Mind Endorsement.

Single Lifetime Premium of $19.95 plus $3.00 S&H

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