The Search for Larry Spatz is over!!!
The UFO Abduction Insurance Companys announces that it has approved a claim. The claim form above was submitted on February 11, 1990. Due to
enhanced JPL imaging techniques (See Poloroid Photo Below) we have approved this
longstanding claim and the Beneficiary is due the benefits.
We have one problem. We cannot locate the above named policyholder! We are not sure exactly what this means, but the search for Lawrence A. Spatz is on. If you have any information on the whereabouts of Lawrence A. Spatz please e-mail the UFO Abduction Insurance Company.
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The Search for Larry Spatz is over...Mr. Spatz called the UFO Abduction Insurance Co. on July 8th, 2004. He will now receive is $10,000,000.00 in annually in equal installments.