Yes, I Want to Adopt An Alien

and I Promise I'll Raise 'um Right!

Adoptee will Grow and Glow up to Six Times Larger

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Also available are USED UFO's (pictured above) for $9.95. These 10" Flying Discs will drive your dog crazy!

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Please bill my credit card below to The Saint Lawrence Agency for $14.95 or Alien Triplets for $24.95 includes Same Day Shipping and add 7% Florida State Sales Tax (if Florida Resident).

Please choose Individual Alien or Triplets Single Adopted Alien $14.95 Alien Triplets $24.95

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