To purchase a Gold Bordered $10,000,000.00 UFO Abduction Insurance Policy, Frequent Flyer Endorsement and  Claim Form

please enter correct spelling of Policyholder & Beneficiary

Gold Bordered "Framed" Policy - $ 19.95 + $ 3.00 Same Day Shipping

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Beam Them Up...They're Covered! 

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University of Humor "Ph.D. in B.S."

                   To purchase a "Ph.D. In B.S." from the University of Humor please enter correct spelling of Ph.D.'s Name & Town.                                 

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Ph.D. Name: City and State:

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"It takes One -To Know One"!

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