"The Anonymous Alien"
As we approach the new Millennium 01-01-01 much soul searching
is being done! What's it all about Alfie? Therefore The
Anonymous
Alien has agreed to answer any and all questions you may have.
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Question: Why are you here and what is your primary purpose?
Anonymous Alien: Our primary purpose is to check which rest rooms are locked and which are not and we are here basically for Real Estate (High ground you can walk on before you buy).
Question: Where do I find a list of questions and answers?
Anonymous Alien: On the starboard side of the ship - trouble is none of us here is quite sure where that is.
Question: What do you see as the future of humanity?
Anonymous Alien: A reawakening of consciousness and an awareness of other dimensions. Dogs & cats, however, still run naked in the streets. 11/19/97
Question: Why did you come to Earth?
Anonymous Alien: Because Mars was completely booked.12/05/97
Copyright 1997-2000 Mike St. Lawrence 
