UFO ABDUCTION INSURANCE

"Don't Leave Earth...Without It"

Since 1987 The UFO Abduction Insurance Company has boldly gone where no Insurance Company has gone before and offers the perfect policy for anyone who thinks they have Everything Covered!

Thanks to all at "Coast-to-Coast AM" and George Noory Fans...This just in from BNN: "The Breaking News Network"...Nothing Happened!

"Beam Me Up...I'm Covered"

Each Personalized Gold Bordered Personalized Policy includes a Frequent Flyer Endorsement and Claim Form - which requires the Signature of an Authorized Onboard Alien

Single Lifetime Premium $19.95 + $3.00 Same Day Shipping

Take The Texas I.Q. Test to see if you or a loved one Qualifies. Please answer for both Policyholder & Beneficiary

(If you answer Yes 2 or more times you do not Qualify)

A) Do You have a Sense Of Humor?

B) Do You take this Policy Seriously?

C) Were your Parents related before they were Married?

"You Can't Get This...

If You Don't Get This"

or call

1-407-257-8360

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Please Call 407-257-8360

Agents are Standing by 9AM to 9PM EST.

"Let's Not Let -The Little Bug Eyed Bullies -Get the Best of Us"

Agents Are Standing BY... We Accept All Pre-Existing Conditions...

You Cannot Be Turned Down Regardless of Age or Frequent Flyer Status...

Only if you Don't have a Sense Of Humor.

We are as serious as we can be...without serving jail time.

You can purchase this Policy for anyone (who qualifies), such as your spouse or even your mother-in-law, and yes - name yourself as the Beneficiary

Single Lifetime Premium $19.95 + $3.00 Same Day Shipping

Each Personalized Gold Bordered Personalized Policy includes a Frequent Flyer Endorsement and Claim Form - which requires the Signature of an Authorized Onboard Alien