"The Perfect Policy for Anyone Who Thinks They Have Everything Covered"
Available Exclusively
from
The Saint Lawrence Agency
319 The Hermits Trail
Altamonte Springs, Fl 32701
407-257-8360
Single Lifetime Premium is $19.95 + $3.00 S&H
or
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or
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Copyright Mike St. Lawrence 1987-2016
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In 1987 we formed The UFO Abduction Insurance Company
a.k.a. The Alien Abduction Insurance Co.
We were the First to offer this unique Coverage.
"We accept all pre-existing conditions - You cannot be turned down
regardless of Age or Frequent Flyer Status*"
Please read the Terms& Conditions and if you don't get it please do not purchase a policy
"If You Don't Get It...You Can't Get It"
"Beam Me Up...I'm Covered"
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