The Perfect Gift for Anyone who has Everything
"The Perfect Policy for Anyone Who Thinks They Have Everything Covered"
Available Exclusively
The Saint Lawrence Agency
319 The Hermits Trail
Altamonte Springs, Fl 32701

The Texas I.Q. Test*

a) do you have a sense of humor?
b) do you take this coverage seriously?
c) were your parents related before they were married?

( if you answer yes more than once - you do not qualify)

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In 1987 we formed The UFO Abduction Insurance Company
a.k.a. The Alien Abduction Insurance Co. 
We were the First to offer this unique Coverage.
"We accept all Pre-existing Conditions -
You cannot be turned down
regardless of Your Age or Frequent Flyer Status*"

"Don't Leave Earth...Without It"

As Seen in
Guinness World Records
"Don't Leave Earth...Without It"
As Seen in "Contact"
1999 Tampa Fox Interview
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You Can't Get It...If You Don't Get It!
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Includes Gold Bordered Policy,
Claim Form & Frequent Flyer Endorsement
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Copyright 1987 - 2017 Mike St. Lawrence
Coming Soon: We are including a Free Year of GPS Tracking  For All Past and Current Policyholder's & Beneficiay's. Powered by Kwik TracTM

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