"Don't Leave Earth...Without It"  

        

   

Since 1987 The UFO Abduction Insurance Company has boldly gone where no Insurance Company has gone before and offers the perfect policy for anyone who thinks they have Everything Covered!

Thanks to all at "Coast-to-Coast AM" and George Noory Fans...This just in from BNN: "The Breaking News Network"...Nothing Happened!

 

"Beam Me Up...I'm Covered"

Each Personalized Gold Bordered Personalized Policy includes a Frequent Flyer Endorsement and Claim Form - which requires the Signature of an Authorized Onboard Alien

Single Lifetime Premium $19.95 + $3.00 Same Day Shipping

 Take The Texas I.Q. Test to see if you or a loved one Qualifies.    Please answer for both Policyholder & Beneficiary     

                        (If you answer Yes 2 or more times you do not Qualify)

A) Do You have a Sense Of Humor?

B) Do You take this Policy Seriously?

C) Were your Parents related before they were Married?

"You Can't Get This...

If You Don't Get This"

 

 

or call

1-407-257-8360

UPS overnight shipping available

Please Call 407-257-8360

Agents are Standing by 9AM to 9PM EST.

 

"Let's Not Let -The Little Bug Eyed Bullies -Get the Best of Us"

Agents Are Standing BY...  We Accept All Pre-Existing Conditions...

 You Cannot Be Turned Down Regardless of Age or Frequent Flyer Status... 

              Only if you Don't have a Sense Of Humor.

We are as serious as we can be...without serving jail time.

You can purchase this Policy for anyone (who qualifies), such as your spouse or even your mother-in-law, and yes - name yourself as the Beneficiary

Single Lifetime Premium $19.95 + $3.00 Same Day Shipping

Each Personalized Gold Bordered Personalized Policy includes a Frequent Flyer Endorsement and Claim Form - which requires the Signature of an Authorized Onboard Alien

Picture above is a 1947 ROSWELL one of our USED UFO'S for sale!

"You Can't Get Them New...On This Planet"

call 407-257-8360

100% Satisfaction Money Back Guarantee!


(Click on photo below to enlarge UFO Abduction Insurance as seen in "Contact") Copyright Warner Bros. 1997

 

Warner Bros actually made banner and paid us to use in the film...

What a great Planet!

"Lucy, you got some explain'n to do..."

Some News & Magazine Articles:

Air & Space Smithsonian - December 1988

 The Independent On Sunday - (London) July 14, 1996

 St. Petersburg Times - February 1997



For a printable mail in application and more information....Click Here

or for fastest service with credit card call: (407)-257-8360

Ask about our Group Rates?

$10,000,000.00 UFO Abduction Insurance is available exclusively from:

Comp-Pay Services, Inc
d/b/a The Saint Lawrence Agency
319 The Hermit's Trail
Altamonte Springs, Florida 32701
(800) 728-54136 or 407-257-8360
(407) 257-8360 - Outside U.S. & Canada
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      ASK ME A QUESTION?  

"I feel your pain..."

 

Question of the Week?

Is it possible you might have left an anal probe in someone you abducted?

Because my boss has been walking around all day like he's got something stuck up his butt.

Employee # 34756 02/02/2000

Yes, and you tell your boss we want it back!

The Anonymous Alien

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